Recently the webmistress of the unaffiliated blog expressed thoughts on the antidepressant effects of semen:
Of course, these sentiments are generally accepted among the red-pill Manosphere. But this afternoon, while I was closing some drawers that HHG left open (he hates drawers because he says they remind him of bedpans. I don’t know what a doctor really has to do with bedpans he is totally a doctor) I was thinking about this a bit more.
Antidepressants are expensive these days, and have some unpleasant side effects. Moreover, depression seems to be worryingly common. (A lot of my friends, neighbors and relatives seem to look and act quite depressed, especially after I spend a while telling them about me and HHG’s wonderful marriage. Probably because they are realizing just how much happiness they have been deprived of thanks to feminism.)
And yet all this time, men are walking around with what is basically a free pharmacy in their pants. As we all know, men (especially manly ones like my readers) produce far more semen than even the most submissive wives can hope to absorb. Do men have a moral obligation to share this semen with women in the general population?
Of course, I am not recommending that men cheat on their wives (HHG, if you are reading this, PLEASE. We can talk about it.) But maybe red-pill men have a moral obligation to set up some sort of intercourse-free distribution system, a bit like a blood bank. This would allow women that red-pill men would otherwise not want to access sexually (fat women, lesbians, women over 30, women with tattoos, Churchians, feminists, barrens, etc) to receive the benefits of semen. It might also get around the fact that it’s actually against the law in our feminine-ruled society to have sex with some categories of people (LOL!!)
I am female so of course the actual logistics of this plan are beyond me. What do you think, Sunshine Mary followers?
So I figured it was time to update my Twilight fic!!!!! lol
New Twilight Sunshine Mary Erotica, Part II
Sunshine Mary was sitting up in her hospital bed one day looking in a mirror. “I really should post more videos to prove that I look like I am in my thirties,” she thought to herself as suddenly, Edward Cullen the male nurse walked into the room.
“Hello, Sunshine Mary!” he said. “My shift is over and I’ve washed my hands after that incident in Room 4. Bend over so I can fill your love tank.”
“Oh Edward Cullen,” said Sunshine Mary. “I’m really not in the mood. I have a brain tumor caused by humorless feminists. My muscles have atrophied and I am bleeding from my ears.”
Edward Cullen sat down beside the bed. His handsome, manly face took on a serious look. The pink scrubs he was wearing clearly defined his sparkly, muscular form.
“Sunshine Mary, you silly woman,” he said sternly. “Don’t you realize that right now is the most important time for you to enjoy my semen?”
“Why?” asked Sunshine Mary, blinking her pretty eyes femininely.
“Because semen is full of microbiomes and is an antidepressant. This is a scientific fact that has been confirmed by literally millions of studies.”
“Oh!” said Sunshine Mary. “I guess I was being emotional and didn’t realize how important it was to consume your semen.”
“I forgive you, Sunshine Mary. You are a woman, after all.”
Sunshine Mary giggled. Edward Cullen looked stern again. “In fact, because I am Edward Cullen, my semen has properties more magic than even the semen of a regular red-pill MRA alpha male. You see, it contains glitter. Because I am a vampire.”
“Oh Edward Cullen, how wonderful,” exclaimed Sunshine Mary, adjusting her attractive side bangs. “It cures all womanly ailments, and it’s useful when crafting. Is there anything more manly than a male nurse who ejaculates glitter?”
“Maybe if I also drove a mini,” said Edward Cullen. “But I drive a Volvo.”
Then Edward Cullen took off his scrubs to reveal his muscular, alpha form, his firm biceps toned from years of throwing pagers at women. Then he filled Sunshine Mary’s love tank.
“Sunshine Mary,” he said afterwards, “That was great and all, but you know, lying in this hospital bed with your brain tumor is starting to make you fat. Haha, I’m just joking!”
Sunshine Mary laughed and laughed. She was glad that she was not a feminist, so that she could appreciate Edward Cullen’s sophisticated sense of humor.
TO BE CONTINUED…?
Everything upsets them, even dumb jokes, and if it upsets them, it needs to be illegal.
On a completely unrelated note, someone is writing a parody blog about me. HHG saw it and threw a fit! (you know, the type when they roll around on the ground letting out a high-pitched wail and banging their fists on the ground. All alpha males do it. You know the type.)
I’ve contacted WordPress, CPS, the FCC, the FBI (stealing IPs is a federal crime, isn’t it?), the Department of Homeland Security, the authorities at the Vision Forum, several local news channels, and my congressman. (911 has stopped answering my calls for some reason – they’re probably dealing with all the violence caused by white knights out there defending fat ungrateful women.)
What should I do next, internet? I am out of ideas, and HHG is sulking in his mini and keeps yelling at me that he won’t come out until the blog is gone. How am I meant to buy groceries without his permission? My children are hungry, internet, and it’s all this stupid, lawfare-happy, humorless feminist’s fault.
SSM: Hi, is this the Child Protective Services? I would like to report my friend for being a bad mother because I think she is making fun of me on the internet. I am a good wife and mother of four daughters who looks like she is in her thirties, and I do not deserve this.
CPS: Uh, ok. Is she threatening you?
SSM: No, but she is making fun of my blog in which I encourage marital rape and tell fathers that they should teach their daughter to submit!
CPS: I see. How many underage girls did you say you had in the house again?
SSM: Four. Why do you want to know? Are you going to give me some sort of award?
I received a funny look the other day from a female history professor (!! LOL) when I repeated thoughts similar to this comment posted earlier here at the unaffiliated blog:
The woman started saying something after that about how anatomy and physiology classes, and doctors’ offices for that matter, haven’t existed for that long in history. She also said that for a lot of human history people would have had a lot of exposure to biological sex because they would have lived on a farm, and they would have had to talk about breeding and animal pregnancy and things as part of daily life.
Of course you can guess my reaction, internet! LOL What are they teaching in those feminist schools these days? This woman is a history professor (she is not even married BTW) and a feminist and she thinks women were farmers?
Those of us who have taken the “red pill” can of course think about the world logically and see how ridiculous this is. How would women even run combine harvesters while wearing long skirts? And what, we are expected to believe that farms would have just lain fallow for a week every month while the ladies had their periods? ROFL.