Everything upsets them, even dumb jokes, and if it upsets them, it needs to be illegal.
On a completely unrelated note, someone is writing a parody blog about me. HHG saw it and threw a fit! (you know, the type when they roll around on the ground letting out a high-pitched wail and banging their fists on the ground. All alpha males do it. You know the type.)
I’ve contacted WordPress, CPS, the FCC, the FBI (stealing IPs is a federal crime, isn’t it?), the Department of Homeland Security, the authorities at the Vision Forum, several local news channels, and my congressman. (911 has stopped answering my calls for some reason – they’re probably dealing with all the violence caused by white knights out there defending fat ungrateful women.)
What should I do next, internet? I am out of ideas, and HHG is sulking in his mini and keeps yelling at me that he won’t come out until the blog is gone. How am I meant to buy groceries without his permission? My children are hungry, internet, and it’s all this stupid, lawfare-happy, humorless feminist’s fault.